February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Stop being ridiculously cute!!!! It's really not helping us poor folk crushing on you. (This isn't the hypothetical anon, this is the one previous... just so you know).
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Okay so I finished the oatcakes too but I retained the little cocktail stick that came with the olives in my Graze box this week and it has a spade-like handle.
I’m literally eating hummus with a stick.
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lilblkbird replied to your post: It’s gotten to that point in the evening where…
My little sister eats catsup this way..
Eats WHAT, sorry?!
Cats up? Your sister eats cats?
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maddierosespink replied to your post: It’s gotten to that point in the evening where…
how about hummus and a cuddle?
Better than being expected to share my pizza, I guess.
I found oatcakes. Finger crisis averted.
It’s gotten to that point in the evening where I’ve finished all the carrot and I’m just eating hummus off my fingertip.
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mattcull replied to your post: mattcull replied to your post: “I just want to eat…
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alxqnn replied to your post: mattcull replied to your post: “I just want to eat…
Can we eat pizza and cuddle this weekend too, bro?
GUYS. I’M TRYING TO HOLD A UNITED FRONT AGAINST THIS DRIVEL AND YOU AREN’T HELPING.
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mattcull replied to your post: “I just want to eat pizza with you and cuddle”
But Merlin, regardless of this, I still want pizza and a cuddle from you.
Shit it’s actually kinda heartwarming. Damn it Cull, that was seriously detrimental to the inherent point of a relatively successful post.
“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (via maddierosespink)
This carrot I'm eating is almost definitely past...
The hummus is good though. Obviously.
“With young women, it’s about teaching the difference between the desire to be...”
– Hugo Schwyzer - The Paris Paradox (via tigersmilk)
half for words, half for gif
(via maddierosespink)
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Ambition really is incredibly attractive.
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narfcesca:
Things that I dislike about the internet:
Nicki Minaj’s Twitter
‘Johnlock’
People Who Insist On Typing Like This
One Direction fans
how easy it is to spend money
I heartily endorse this post.
Anonymous asked: hypothetically, if a hypothetical lady were to think she might be developing a hypothetical crush on you, what would you hypothetically advise her to do? hypothetically speaking, of course.
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Anonymous asked: You probably get this alot and I do apologise for the language, but FUCK ME you're GORGEOUS!
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"I just want to eat pizza with you and cuddle"
This phrase and variations on it have been flying around for a long time, as people seem to think that it makes them sound like quirky and honest people of rare but simple pleasures.
It doesn’t. It makes you sound a pitiful teenage fuckwit with absolutely nothing interesting to say.
The worst ones are the ones that end with “and maybe fuck” or even worse, an ellipsis and a...
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I’d really like to go to Sheffield soon. So many friends are at uni there, and there seem to be good gigs all the time… Plus it’d be nice to have a different image than the opening sequence of The Full Monty in my head whenever I think of the name.
Anonymous asked: I think you're great.
narfcesca:
I don’t know if I should be excited or not but AHH.
Say Anything. In Wales. This is beautiful.
I’m going. We’re going. EVERYONE’S GOING.
madelelion asked: Okay, when the dog provides sufficient conversation I shall record it and submit it to the Science or Art prize pannels so I will an fantastic award.
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madelelion asked: How do you mean people being disrespectful towards parents? I'm bored and the dog isn't proving much for a conversation.
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banknote:
Seeing some of you be so unbelievably unappreciative of your parents makes me feel physically sick.
Working in a college and hearing some of the conversations the students have, I never stop thinking this. It’s almost as bad on here sometimes, although at least I don’t have to pretend to like everyone.
Desperate to prove that he totally doesn't hate... →
I’m half reblogging this for the painfully ridiculous content of the article - which, by the way, helps my theory that someone is controlling Rick Santorum from afar, to the end of him being an internet troll in real life - and so I can have the pleasure of deleting the irritating string of gifs that were attached to it.
Ooh yeah.
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mattcull replied to your post: Knocked out the Ting Tings review in 20 minutes;…
eh eh eh, nice
banknote:
Dyeing your hair non-conventional colours will not make up for the fact that you’re an utter dullard.
Knocked out the Ting Tings review in 20 minutes; approximately 18 minutes more thought than they clearly put into writing this appalling album.
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mynameisharsh asked: You know when you ejaculate, is it a problem if it's fizzy?